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Doggy style
Au vu de l’engouement des politichiens pour les toutous, Milo, le plus efficace des chiens renifleurs de la MRA, a décidé de se présenter aux prochaines élections générales. Son parti, Doggy style, présentera des candidats à quatre pattes dans toutoutes les circonscriptions, y compris Rodrigues. Des croquettes et du Mimil seront distribués à toutous les électeurs, assure le chef de meute. Ci-dessous, les noms de ceux et celles qui ont obtenu un ticket :
1) Kalyan – also known as Langue qui pend
2) Ravi R. – also known as L’aboyeur or Ti Roquet or Dingo
3) Etienne – also known as Queue de langouste qui remue
4) Showkut – also known as Médor
5) Ivan – also known as Chihuahua
6) Xavier – also known as Snoop Dogg
7) Rajesh – also known as Figir Boxer
8) Raj – also known as Droopy
9) Roshi – also known as Scooby Doo détective
10) Alain – also known as (te) Shi Tzu
11) Sudhir – also known as Attention Chien méchant
12) Ravi Y. – also known as Ran Tan Plan
13) Navin – also known as le Sussex spaniel
14) Pravind – also known as (j’ai une) Idéfix
15) Nandanee, Vijaya & The Pussy Cats (oui Milo fait des exceptions)
16) Paul – also known as (prends ta retraite) Pluto
17) Sandhya – also known as Choupette
18) Stephan – also known as Bobtail
19) Nando – also known as Bichon à poil frisé
20) Anil – also known as Toutourisme
A noter qu’en cas de victoire, c’est Maya (also known as Cruella d’Enfer) qui officiera comme Speaker au sein de la Niche.
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